Announcing a Partnership Keep sending me your suggestions for people you'd like to see dead! I'm narrowing my list to the most interesting and challenging candidates. I may have to set up a bidding site for my services! I would like to announce a new partnership. He's a complete killer, ruthless and unyielding. He goes by the code name "Death Storm" but when he's not on an assignment he's actually a nice guy. Well, "nice" is a relative term. You wouldn't want to get in a fender-bender with him, or cut in line in front of him. Or talk to him loudly. Or really even make eye contact. He doesn't like when you disagree with him, or if you don't measure up to his expectations. OK, maybe he's a bit touchy but he's been through a lot. Death Storm is master of assassination, interrogation, and extortion. In his spare time he works on ultimate fighting skills, but of course he couldn't expose himself like that so he mostly fights in back alleys where cameras are banned. Just between you and me, I think this may become more than just a business partnership. He's really complicated. Sometimes he's just like a little kid lost in the wilderness. Other times he's just a big baby. He's let me into his world a little bit, and after a couple of kills together I think we may have something. I mean he even talked about getting a tattoo of me! Then again, he does have some tattoos of people he's killed (and one tattoo by a tattooist he killed...for screwing up a tattoo of his mom...so sweet). Well for now I'm just going to play it cool. With all the adrenaline from the constant danger and excitement, I don't want to mistake the rush for something real. Yeah he has his rough edges but inside I think he's just a lost boy looking for his girl. BTW 2-man jobs cost double. Posted: Monday, November 3, 2008 @ 8:14 PM

Hit Girl for Hire Do you have a desperate problem that needs solving? Are you in a spot that requires the most delicate and discreet handling? In other words, Do you needs someone eliminated? We've all been through it. The cheating girlfriend or spouse. The controlling parents or siblings. The boss who never listens. The girl who always gets the attention. The rival gang member. The other candidate. The guy who stole your money. The bastard who stole your girl. The bitch who laughed at your equipment. You do not have live one more second suffering their existence. To date I've logged over 300 confirmed kills. I'm a master of disguise and guile. Your prey will never know I'm coming...unless you want them to. If there's information you need, I'm an expert in data acquisition. Be prepared with your contribution up front. If I get even a sniff of legal involvement, you will lose all of your contribution, and your own life will be in jeopardy. Feel free to to send email to my secure email account hitgirl524 and I'll post a description of how I might eliminate your foe. If you agree to my scenario, you'll be given instructions you must follow to the letter. Any deviation will result in harsh penalties. Hope to hear from you! Your salvation is just an email away! :) Posted: Saturday, November 1, 2008 @ 1:35 PM